Idiocracy (2006)

Dax Shepard: Frito

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Quotes 

• Frito : [Acting as Joe's public defender]  It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?

  Pvt. Joe Bowers : I'm not guilty!

  Frito : That's not what the other lawyer said.

• Frito : Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.

  Pvt. Joe Bowers : In Costco?

  Frito : Yah I couldn't believe it myself, luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.

• Frito : I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

• Frito : Go away! 'Batin'!

• Pvt. Joe Bowers : Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?

  Frito : I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.

• Pvt. Joe Bowers : I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.

  Frito : Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff... It's like- it's, like, by the museum... Sorta by... Actually, not really. More like on the street, you go, um... Wait, let me start over. Okay, you know where the time machine is?

• Rita : Can you take me there?

  [Points at TV where "Monday Night Rehab" is showing] 

  Frito : [Lifts Rita to TV] 

  Rita : Not here, you fucking moron - there!

  [Points at TV again] 

• Frito : I'm going to mistrial my foot up your ass if you don't shut up!

• [repeated line] 

  Frito : I like money.