Click (2006)
Joseph Castanon: Ben Newman at 7 Years Old
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Quotes
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Ben at 7-Years-Old : Hey, Dad! Look at Kevin's new Robo-Dog!
Michael Newman : [not listening] That's nice.
Kevin O'Doyle : NICE? This thing's worth more than your car!
Michael Newman : [runs over robo-dog] Not anymore it ain't!
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Ted : Benjamin, what do I have in my hand?
Trudy : A quarter.
Ted : Now, Grandma doesn't let me eat ice cream because of my diabetes.
Trudy : True.
Ted : But she says nothing about a tasty quarter.
[bites off half of it]
Ted : Alright, please, very quickly, count to 3, it tastes terrible. One...
Ted , Trudy , Ben at 7-Years-Old , Donna Newman : Two, three.
[Ted spits the quarter back into one piece]
Trudy : Ahh!
Ben at 7-Years-Old : Are you shitting me?
Trudy : First he's eating like his father and now you're talking like him?
Donna Newman : Ben!
Trudy : Don't you EVER say that again!
Ben at 7-Years-Old : Sorry, Grandma.
Samantha Newman - Age 5 : HOW did you do that, Grandpa?
Ted : A good magician NEVER reveals his secrets, your daddy's been wanting to know how I did it since he was your age.
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Donna Newman : Honey, you were so great.
Michael Newman : Whoa, what are you, half a dolphin or something? That was incredible.
Ben at 7-Years-Old : You just got here, Dad. I saw you.
Michael Newman : What do you mean I just got here? Why are you saying that? I saw you. You jumped in there, you swam here.
Samantha Newman - Age 5 : Then what stroke was he doing, Dad?
Michael Newman : He was doing the "shut-up".
[Samantha laughs]
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Michael Newman : How you doing, buddy? Playing some catch?
Kevin O'Doyle : Actually, we're playing some drop, 'cause Ben hasn't caught one yet.
[Kevin throws ball, Ben misses and throws it back, glaring]
Ben at 7-Years-Old : Darn it.
Michael Newman : Ahh.
[freezes the game and moves Kevin's glove down and unfreezes]
Kevin O'Doyle : [Ball hits Kevin's face] Ahh!
Michael Newman : Ho-ho! You're a regular Derek Jeter yourself, O'Doyle.
Kevin O'Doyle : [runs home] MOMMY!
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Michael Newman : [after a year fast forwarded and his kids are getting bigger] I promise, I'm not going to work tonight, I'm going to stay home with you, and we're going to watch Dragon Tales.
Ben at 7-Years-Old : Dragon Tales is for babies, Dad.
Samantha Newman - Age 5 : Yeah, let's go watch CSI.
Ben at 7-Years-Old : Yeah! CSI!
Samantha Newman - Age 5 : [leaving the table] It's the one where they find the lady's arm.
Michael Newman : [to Donna] I missed the whole Dragon Tales era?
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Michael Newman : Ben, I promise you I'm going to finish the tree house and we are going to sleep in it next weekend! And you and I are going to exercise together and I'm not gonna wear a speedo!
Ben at 7-Years-Old : Alright!
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Ben at 7-Years-Old : Reach for the sky, Pocahontas!
Donna Newman : No, back to bed. Come on, Pocahontas is off duty.
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Ben at 7-Years-Old : Hey, look at Sundance wrestle his duck.
[Sundance is humping it]
Michael Newman : Oh, no, that's not wrestling. That's... Something you shouldn't know about for another 10 to 30 years. Ten for you.
[Points at Ben]
Michael Newman : Thirty for you.
[Points at Samantha]
