Fat Albert (2004)

Keith D. Robinson: Bill

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Quotes 

• Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, I said I'm gonna stay.

  Bill : Hey, hey, *hey*, friends don't let friends fade away.

  Fat Albert : Don't use my lines on me.

• Bucky : What do we do *now*?

  Dumb Donald : I don't know.

  Bucky : I *know* you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.

  Dumb Donald : I wasn't talking to *you*.

  Bucky : Then who *were* you talking to?

  Dumb Donald : I thought I was talking to *her*.

  Bill : Guys, cut it out.

• Poster in Video Store window : Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Coming soon on DVD.

  Bill : Look. *That's* who we are.

  Rudy : Yeah, and it says we're coming out on dividee.

  Bucky : What's dividee

  Dumb Donald : I don't know.

  Bucky : I know you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.

  Dumb Donald : I wasn't talking to you.

  Bill : Guys, cut it out.

• Dumb Donald : Are you ready? 'Cause when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck.

  Lead Teen : Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?

  Dumb Donald : Buck buck number 6, Comin'!

  [runs and jumps on the pile] 

  Lead Teen : Yes! We held! Now we're the buck-buck champions!

  Bill : Hold on. We've still got one more guy.

  Lead Teen : Bring him out then.

  Bill : Come on out, Fa-a-a-at Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.

  Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

  Lead Teen : Oh, no! Run! I got a bad back.

• Bill : Hey, hey, HEY. Friends don't let friends fade away.

• Arcade Machine : Woah, you ROCK, dude!

  Bill : Wow! It's talking!

  Arcade Machine : THAT WAS TIGHT!

  Bill : How'd you DO that?

  Dumb Donald : I don't know... but THAT WAS TIGHT!

• Bill : Look!

  [Bill, Fat Albert, Dumb Donald, Bucky, Rudy, Mushmouth and Old Weird Harold run across a street and look at a poster in a video store window which reads: "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Own the complete collection on DVD!"] 

  Bill : See? THAT'S who we are.

  Rudy : Yeah, and we're coming out on "divda."

  Bucky : What's "divda?"

  Dumb Donald : I don't know.

  Bucky : I...

  Bill : Don't start! We don't belong here.

• [Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids has just ended] 

  Doris : No! You missed it *again.*

  Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey. We can make another day.

  Bill : How do you know? Have you ever faded before?

  Fat Albert : We'll be fine.

  Bill : You don't care if we're fine! All you care about is staying here with Lauri!

  Fat Albert : Lauri is important to me. Maybe it's time I started caring about myself.

  Bill : I don't even know who you are anymore!

  Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! I said, I'm gonna stay!

  Bill : Hey, hey, *hey*! Friends don't let friends fade away!

  Fat Albert : Don't use my lines on me. Besides, I haven't solved Doris' problem yet.

  Doris : But I don't *have* a problem!

  Fat Albert : Yes, you *do*!

  Doris : *No,* I *don't*!

• Bill : Oh, no.

  Fat Albert : What's wrong?

  Bill : It's getting worse. We're not just losing our colour. Look at my hand! I can see through it! It's fading away!

  Bucky : I'm scared. I want to go home.

  Old Weird Harold : Me too.

• [a tear creates a portal] 

  Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?

  [Doris looks through the portal] 

  Bucky : It's a monster!

  Mushmouth : And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!

  Old Weird Harold : Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!

  Dumb Donald : [knocks his head thrice]  I am so *confused*!

  Fat Albert : It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!

  Bill : Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!

  Fat Albert : I have no choice.

  [shrugs and runs to the portal] 

  Mr. Mudfoot : You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!

  Russell : Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?

• [Dumb Donald jumps back into the TV, but his face has disappeared] 

  Bucky : Ooh, eyeballs, eyeballs! F-f-floating eyeballs!

  Russell : Where's your face, man?

  Doris : What happened to his face?

  Bill : He always wore a hat in the cartoon, so nobody ever drew him a whole face!

  Bucky : Put the hat on, Dumb Donald! Put the hat on!

  [Dumb Donald does so; Bucky, Old Weird Harold and Russell sigh] 

  Russell : That was a close one.

• Bill : We don't belong here.

  Old Weird Harold : Bill may be right. You guys seen the picture me and Mushmouth took at the mall? I think we lost some colour since then.

  Mushmouth : [snatches the picture]  Wubba?

  Bill : [snatches the picture]  Holy cow.

  Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, it's just a picture. Pictures aren't real.

  Dumb Donald : Neither are we.

  Bill : I can't believe Dumb Donald is right. We *aren't* real, and I think we're fading.

  Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, we're not fading. Stop being such a downer.