- Min Yoo: I'm worried about catching on fire and burning up.
- Daniel Wu: You won't catch on fire. You won't, just go over there!
- Daniel Wu: Did it spike you?
- Min Yoo: I think it pierced my ass.
- Jacob Mense: WAI?
- Marit Thoreson: [to Westlife] How did you feel when Justin Timberlake left your group?
- Blue: [after getting farted on] I like a girl with a bit of fragrance.
- Anthony: I just want to play golf!
- Bystander: Was that you guys that just did that? Horrible!
- Charlie Hustle: Thank you.
- Jeff Lowry: I'm chasing gold, the fish, the cops are chasing me.
- Daniel Wu: [Pointing at his big wheel versus a Merc] My ride's better than that. By far.
- Daniel Wu: What do silkworms taste like? Roasted formaldehyde.
- Maggie Q: Aaah! That's disgusting!