- Dr. Neo Cortex: Oh, how can I defeat those pesky bandicoots? Hmmm... And conquer the world of course!
- Tiny The Tiger: Bandicoots! I can squash bandicoots!
- Dr. Neo Cortex: Yes, yes, I know you can, Tiny. But you fail so many, many, many times!
- Norm: Y'now, you did good out there!
- Dr. Neo Cortex: Go away, you filthy clown!
- Dr. N. Gin: No, no! He's a mime!
- Dr. Neo Cortex: Mime, clown, it's close enough! With their painted faces and tattoos and stupid little honker things that...
- Norm: Where do you get off callin' me a clown with your big head and your stupid springy hair?
- Krunk: Key... makes you champion of Terra. Also, opens... all world gates on my planet. Just do not make trouble.
- Dr. Neo Cortex: Trouble? I won't make trouble! At least not until I've conquered MY planet first!
- Coco Bandicoot: Emperor Velo was a robot?
- Crunch Bandicoot: They just don't make 'em like they used to!
- Nash: Oooooh. Hello there. Do you think... I can get my key back?
- [beat]
- Nash: Come on!
- Crunch Bandicoot: You lost, buddy.
- Nash: I don't care...
- [falls asleep]
- Coco Bandicoot: I hacked his brain and put him to sleep. He looked like he needed some, the poor shark thingie.
- [first lines]
- Crunch Bandicoot: That diet's a joke.
- Aku Aku: Well, I've heard you can lose a lot of weight on it.
- Crunch Bandicoot: But ya can't keep it off. Just eat less and exercize more.
- Krunk: They will race me? They look slow! Send them back!
- Emperor Velo: But Krunk! They come from a planet just like yours! It's called... Earth!
- Krunk: Earth? I have heard of this planet. It is a copy of my Terra! I will race them, and show them... who has better planet!
- Emperor Velo: Geary! You... have... failed me! As punishment, you must clean the trophy for them. And when you're done with that, you must clean... the entire Coliseum!
- [laughs]
- Emperor Velo: You now have all 4 Champion Keys. And with these, you can now race the most accomplished racer in the entire galaxy: me! And... I... never... lose...