- Liz: I can't go through with this. I can't go through with the engagement, I'm not in love with you. I meant to tell you when you proposed, but the ring was so beautiful.
- Harold: [angry with Judy] You're menstruating and you're making bad decisions. This is exactly why I don't let you drive on the highway!
- Nick: Lord forgive me for I have sinned. I've committed adultery. I'm committing it again tonight around 8:30.
- Hennessy: [to car buyer] Women are constantly backing into trees, Graig. They put it in reverse and shut their eyes, apparently.
- Nick: [angry with student] Your papers all suck, Margaret. Shallow insights, stupid citations, and you persist in using semicolons where commas would suffice!