The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Shelley Malil: Haziz

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• Haziz : [to Jay]  So, tell me, Montel. Why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, Al Qaeda?

• [while Jay and the Customer are arguing] 

  Haziz : Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.

• Haziz : Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.

• Haziz : [David is speaking to Andy]  Hey, Will and Grace. Back to work!

  David : Hey, Haziz, could you give us a minute? We're kind of in the middle of something here.

  Haziz : Hey. I'm on my break.

  David : Fuck off, Haziz. Leave us alone, will you?

  Haziz : Fuck off? Fuck you!

  David : Fuck you!

  Haziz : Fuck you.

  David : Fuck off!

  Haziz : Fuck off.

  David : I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.

  Haziz : Hey, hey, hey! Watch the language, okay? I have a family.

  David : Watch how you talk to me!

  Haziz : Hey, Bambi, it's a free country. I can smoke out here if I want.

  David : Smoke my pole!

  Haziz : You are a very unkind man!

  David : Get inside!

  Haziz : [heading inside]  This is not professional! Paula! This asshole over here... Paula!

• Haziz : So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Are we Al Qaeda?

  Jay : Whoa first of all it's not that kind of party.

  Mooj : You know what? We are not coming to your fucking party okay? Fuck you! Go fuck a goat!

  Jay : It's not that kind of party dawg

  Mooj : Fuck you! Go fuck a goat

  Jay : Hey why you always telling me to go fuck a goat man?

  Mooj : [Yelling as he walks away]  Fuck a goat!