The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay (2004 Video Game)
Ana-Sofia Mastroianna: Izz-udeen, Waman, Shurik
Quotes
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Waman : That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!
Girish : Why? It'll work.
Waman : No! No fucking way, it'll never work! And you know why?
Girish : No, tell me.
Waman : Well there are two reasons. First, you are a fucking moron, that's reason number one. Number two is a simple fact, a fact you know like gravity, and hand-jobs. Number two is a simple as you are.
Girish : I'm not simple.
Waman : [Scoffing] Then your idea must be brilliant... But it's *shit*! Why? Wanna hear reason number two? Those rifles the guards carry... They are DNA encoded!
Girish : What do you mean?
Waman : Well, you know what DNA is right? Well those rifles track your DNA! They won't fire a single damn cap unless you're in the central database - which you *aren't*!
Girish : What if... I could get into that database?
Waman : That is a fact. *Fact*. You hear me? You cannot use the guns, *period*.
Girish : But! What if I could get into that database.
Waman : What do you mean 'get into that database'? You can't!
Girish : I've seen a map, over here. The database computers aren't that far off.
Waman : Who the *hell* told you this?
Girish : Ugh... I forget. I'm simple, remember?
Waman : Oh great, Girish, you're lying - you're a fucking liar!
Girish : Don't want to talk about it? Ok.