The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
Natalie Carter: 10 Year Old Girl
Quotes
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10 Year Old Girl : Are you like a widow or something?
Eddie Cantrow : Yeah, I'm a widow. Yeah.
10 Year Old Girl : Sorry.
12 Year Old Twin : He's full of it. He's gay.
Eddie Cantrow : No. I'm not gay.
12 Year Old Twin : Let's play 5 in 5 then.
Eddie Cantrow : What is that?
12 Year Old Twin : It's where I ask you 5 questions in 5 seconds. If you're telling the truth, then you shouldn't have to think.
Eddie Cantrow : [shrugs] Yeah, I don't wanna play your game, sorry.
12 Year Old Twin : Quick - how'd your wife die?
Eddie Cantrow : Murdered.
12 Year Old Twin : How?
Eddie Cantrow : Icepick.
12 Year Old Twin : They get the guy?
Eddie Cantrow : Yeah.
12 Year Old Twin : What was his name?
Eddie Cantrow : Ronald.
12 Year Old Twin : Brad Pitt. Russell Crowe. Who's hotter?
Eddie Cantrow : Brad Pitt.
12 Year Old Twin , 12 Year Old Twin : [point and laugh victoriously]
Eddie Cantrow : No no, no, I thought you meant who's hotter career-wise...