Medical Investigation 

The Pre-Credits Scene: (2 Lovers are in a car at night). Boy: Oh How I love you../ Girl: I'm mad about you.. But!! / Boy: What, love?! I swear, I stopped watching CSI and CSI Miami, and I also removed all of (David Caruso)'s posters from my wall! / Girl: No, honey. It's some matter that I must tell you.. / Boy: What's wrong baby? I'm being so worry right now. Is there another boy?, are you having second thoughts??! / Girl: No, No.. Of course not after you're totally clean of those shows, I know how that was painful for you.. / Boy: For you babe, I'll do anything! / Girl: Yes, but the thing is that I'm.. Me.. Too.. / Boy: What??? / (She begins to turn into a hairy thing and throw up) / Boy (Horrified): Oh my god, IT'S GREEN! (The car starts to dissolve!).

The First Act: (The team of Medical Investigation in their lap). Dr. Connor: I think it's rare virus which can make the victim like a monkey to throw up some kind of green vomit. / Dr. Durant: How this thing can proceed to the blood? / Dr. Connor: We don't know till now! / (Dr. Miles McCabe comes into the room fast): Sir, you have to see this!!

The Second Act: (The "Boy" in the room of the dormant sick "Girl", Dr. Connor says astounded): What in the world.. This is not happening!! (The boy is turning into big hairy monkey, vomiting green vomit, and screaming like a duck!).

The Third Act: (The team of Medical Investigation again in their lap). Dr. Connor: Tell me guys, it's the weirdest case tell now! / Dr. McCabe (in a very sorry tone): I found the reason why? / Dr. Connor: Then speak up man! / Dr. McCabe: This may come as a shock to you all.. / Dr. Connor: Now means NOW!! / Dr. McCabe: (as sad as he can be): We discovered lately that the boy was a big fan of the forensic medicine's shows, till he became an addicted and needed a rehab. / Dr. Connor: So what?! / Dr. McCabe: At the time of his physiotherapy, his girl became an addicted of a new TV show, and we knew that she got the rare old virus from her boyfriend earlier. And before she became that terrible monkey, the old virus of him merged to her new one, then she had a brand unprecedented virus which caused that green devastating vomit! / Dr. Connor: And the duck scream matter?!! / Dr. McCabe: We discovered also that the dead virus in the boy's blood infects with the hybrid one so BAM.. Another new virus has been born! / Dr. Connor: A forth one already! / Dr. McCabe: Exactly! / Dr. Connor: Yes, the poor kid looked dreadful before he exploded! / Dr. Durant: The question is.. What is the name of that new series which the girl addicted during the boy's therapy?! / (Dr. McCabe in great regret): "Medical Investigation"! / (slow zoom out, while the doctors of the team begin to turn into inflating monkeys, with the green vomit, and the duck-ish screams, then the lap explodes!)

P.S: I enjoyed other episodes too like: We'll Gonna Make You Sick, The Wonderful Infectious Disease, I Love Malady, The Unforgettable Disgust, For Medicine's Students Only, Loathsome Forever, The Puking Bunch, Repugnant Indeed, The Emetic Team, Repulsive Is The Word, How To Be A Successful Sickening, Dr. Conner Looks So Evil, I Hated It Very Much, Detestable Show.. Detestable Era, Nauseating TV, Happy Vomit, and.. cancel.. Cancel.. CANCEL!