1 Night in Paris

In the (not so) grand tradition of Pamela and Tommy Lee's Honeymoon video, Tonya Harding's sex tape, and 'Survivor's Jenna' going down on some dude, comes this misleadingly titled Paris Hilton video. It's actually a few nights in Paris, so much for truth in advertising. But I digress, what do you get for your hard earned money you ask? First up is an elongated black and white version of the scene that you can find on the net for free, Paris looking like a doe trapped in the headlights and all. The elongated part of said scene is endless minutes of Rick stroking his manhood. (i did NOT need to see that) and Paris leaving p***ed off because her breasts looked vieny in nightvision. The second scene isn't a sex scene at all, just Paris and Rick arguing. The third scene is Rick and Paris going at it again, this time in color and Paris seems to enjoy herself quite a bit more. Which leads us, into the last scene, which is hands-down the best one (no mean feat here) It revolves around Ms. Hilton giving what looks to be a pretty damn good BJ. Rick narrates between the 4 scenes only to prove he's a cocky lil' punk. Also on the DVD is scenes from 4 additional titles from the company. The second disk of this 2-DVD set is just a collection of various trailers. Unless you just HAVE to see everything Paris Hilton, this is only good enough for a rent, and that's stretching it.

My Grade: D+

This is a fabulous guide of how NOT to have sex. It is a great example of a sex act that involves only the man having pleasure. Guys, sex should be sensual, it should bring all kinds of sensations in a woman - moreover, it should be more than just plane intercourse. Here we can only see plain friction moves. The people don't touch at all besides their genital parts. I suppose this must have been a terribly boring, and consequently unsatisfying experience for the woman. This movie is a guide of how to BORE A WOMAN COMPLETELY. This guy is COMPLETELY CLUELESS of how to have sex and it makes me laugh that such a guy actually got to make out with her. All the time he's trying to act like a macho and is concentrated only on himself. He doesn't even listen when the woman tells him that it hurts her. What a catastrophe! This is terrible. You should NEVER behave this way. Just watch her trying to get close to him, grab his hand or kiss him. She is trying to do that, while the guy just ignores it and continues the senseless pumping. I just can't watch it. Sex should be fun FOR BOTH. Sex should be based on a connection. Sex should be sensual. Just imagine the difference between pumping with nothing else and having a sensual act (involving all senses) - touching each other, smelling, being close to each other while having sex, so that people touch each other with different parts of their bodies. Just imagine it. She would know how to do it, but the guy doesn't listen to her. This only made me realize, that if such a horrible-in-bed guy can be that cocky and self-confident, winning all the women, then this gives me the confidence to be even more cocky - because now, after watching this movie, I know my true value..

Watch it and learn.

Probably more famous and hyped than the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee stolen honeymoon sex tape, here it is; the notorious Paris Hilton sex-tape.

When you have no talent at anything and you're a bored, rich, young, famous girl and you're desperate for attention and fame, what do you do? You make a porn video. At least that's what Paris Hilton and her then boyfriend Rick Salomon did.

Although not as 'hot', shocking and much talked about when it first hit the web, "1 Night in Paris" still remains an unique and amazing piece of work. Not in terms of quality of course but more because of the fact that it's the 'private' tape of a well known public figure; Paris Hilton. It makes you wonder what everyone involved was thinking. I mean after all, these persons have parents and expectingly still a sense of dignity. But fact is that this movie has done no bad for Paris' career. She's more in the news than ever before and even got some acting jobs and a signing career after this. Would she still have gotten all these jobs if the tape never existed? I don't think anyone can answer that but it most definitely at least helped her 'career' and definitely satisfied her lust for media-attention...for the moment at least. Makes you wonder what she will come up next when her acting and signing career dry-up.

As for the movie itself, it's sort of funny to see how Paris has more eye for the camera than for her bed-partner. Poor Rick Salmon. Paris has more the hots for the camera than for him but that is no surprise really. If you want to watch this movie pure for its adult elements, you're definitely better of watching other adult (amateur)movies. The movie and the sex in it really isn't of very high quality. No real passion or spectacular love making here.

It's hard to rate a thing like this, since it isn't really a movie or documentary (somehow this movie is credited as one over here.) or whatever else. It also isn't of very high quality, in terms of both camera-work and lighting and stuff as well as the adult elements. It however is a well known and hyped piece of work, since it features a well known person in it. I therefor rate this a 'safe' 6. This movie will probably go down in history and will be remembered and talked about for years to come.

6/10

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After the huge disappointment of the Pam & Tommy video, I wasn't expecting much here. However, it turned out to be a much better tape than Pam's. For one, nearly the entire tape features the creepily-alluring Paris Hilton in some form of undress, even when she isn't having sex. The two also have the good sense to employ a tripod for some of the scenes (I abhor the "holding the camera in your partner's face while going at it" film-making method).

Is this as professionally made as a real porn film? Of course not. Don't expect high-quality production values. It's two people taping themselves. However, it at least lives up to its hype in that it focuses on the sex.

This video is a pretty waste of much tape and time... Not to mention, much more Paris Hilton than I wanted to see! Rick Salomon? Let's try and hire professionals, would be my advice.

Even if one were to look at this film--a home video that should have been kept at home, and attempt to break it down structurally, you would definitely rise with less than you invested.

And the budget on this piece most likely seemed, to me, to be the cost of expressive drugs and alcohol. This little video is shot poorly, has no story--and everyone knows even good pornography films have plots! Even it does take place in a football team's locker room.

This is simply another display of 'immature Paris narcissism'. Can I trademark that?!