Dan Triandiflou: Professor Hunsecker

Quotes 

• Professor Hunsecker : Tell me why you're here. Anyone? Denario?

  Denario : All my life, I've wanted to kill someone. And since aliens aren't human... would that be illegal? I mean, it would be legal, wouldn't it?

  Professor Hunsecker : Uh... anyone but Denario?

• Professor Hunsecker : Whatever you do, keep him away from my brainstem!

• Professor Hunsecker : Don't worry. I know just how to deal with this.

  [pulls out a stick of dynamite] 

  Snatch : Dynamite? I coulda thought of that.

  Professor Hunsecker : Denario?

  [Denario prepares to light the fuse] 

  Stuebing : Um, do we really want to kill him?

  Professor Hunsecker : We won't kill him. You see, you forget rule 4. His metal exoskeleton will protect him. We'll just subdue him with this and then dissect him.

  Mormon/Alien : [nervously]  Uh, pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear. You know, you're right. I AM an alien. You got me, good. Yeah, but the thing is, my, uh, metal exoskeleton? I left that at home on the other planet. So, if you could please not blow me up, that would really be nice.