- At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.
- At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.—KGF Vissers
- Victoria English is the wealthy and snobbish president of Gamma Gamma sorority of South Beach University in Miami, Florida. When Victoria learns that FHM Magazine is nominating them for "Best Sorority of the Year" with her being on the front cover of the next issue, Victoria plots to have more "diverisifed" co-eds pledge her sorority to integrate her all-blond and wealthy sorority. One of Victoria's pledges, Kristen Haas, suggests her ex-friend Gloria to pledge and who brings along six of her misfit dorm mates whom include; DJ spinner Monique; an Indian exchange student nicknamed PooPoo; divorcée Kathy, whom is seeking to relive her youth by going back to college; fat Southern belle Maxine; weird goth girl Babs; and suicide-chick Tonya. The seven pledges are force to go through the most outrageous initiations to be accepted. But when they learn that it was all an act, Gloria teams up with Victoria's boyfriend, Derek, to settle the score.—Anonymous
- When a dorm toilet explodes (the plumber's son reverses the suction pump) on the first day back to school, a group of misfit girls are forced to leave their housing and search for a new home. The school is only giving vouchers of $200/month to help them out. They ultimately decide on pledging a sorority. However, not many sororities are normal (Prison lesbians, Satan worshipers, catholic girls, naked group orgy girls) at South Beach University. The girls (Gloria, Kirsten, Kathy (Kerri Kenney Silver), Maxine (Amanda Lee Aday), PooPoo Patel (Noureen DeWulf)) decide to pledge the most popular and exclusive sorority at the university, Gamma Gamma, which is led by president Victoria English (Paris Hilton). Morgan (Alexis Thorpe) is Victoria's assistant. Victoria is a rich, snobbish brat and looks down upon anything and anyone poor. She only allows blonde stuck-ups into her sorority and wont compromise on their fashion sense. The only reason Victoria plans to let the freshmen pledge is to display diversity (geeks, nerds, scientists), which is a requirement for the "FHM Hottest Sorority in the Country" contest.
Gloria and Kirsten used to be best friends in 9th grade, but had a falling apart. Kathy decided to attend college after her husband cheated on her. Maxine is fat and has low self esteem. Gloria and Victoria are in the same design class, where Victoria was the top student, but this time, the teacher Mrs Stern, picks Gloria's design work as the best.
Victoria ultimately lets them join, only till the time she kick them out once they have won the contest. While pledging the sorority (in which Victoria makes them eat stale sushi from a dog bowl (without using their hands) and sleep in a room with just one bed), Victoria sends the girls to do a task: collect used condoms. While searching the park, the leader of the group, Gloria (Paula Garcés), bumps into Victoria's boyfriend Derek (Simon Rex), and they become close. Victoria treats Derek badly and gets him to do all her odd jobs including picking up her dog's feces. She gets her dog to blow him. Also empties his bank account for a plane ticket, so her ex-boyfriend can come visit her. Dax (Geoffrey Arend) is Derek's wing-man and is horny as hell, but keeps striking out. Derek helps Gloria out by taking her to his room and giving him a whole ball of used condoms that his roommate had collected.
From then on, Victoria declares war on the girls during "Hell Week" (makes them kiss her feet every morning, attend college in underwear, holdup sex placards on the highway, parading in a 2 piece bikini on the beach). This angers the leader of the misfit freshmen, Gloria. Gloria decides to quit the sorority as do her friends. Kirsten promises Victoria to bring her back if she can guarantee that Kirsten will be accepted into the sorority. Kirsten tells Gloria that Victoria likes her and thinks she is GAMMA material. All the misfits had followed Gloria out of the sorority, but they were not having any luck in finding any suitable place to live. They eventually find a rooster shaped boat on the river, that used to be a floating restaurant back in the day. Derek and Gloria realize their feelings towards each other and seal it with a kiss.
Dax pretends to be gay and this works as he gets picked up by Jesicca (Holly Valance). Dax takes a pill and gets high, but Jesicca has to leave for Victoria. Dax ends up in a park and has sex with Kathy. Gloria's ex-best friend, Kristen (Sarah Carter), convinces Gloria to come back (The FHM judges were coming the following week and Victoria needed the diversity to win the competition). Plus the boat started to leak and the girls had no choice. GAMMA wins the competition. Victoria insults the misfits publicly and declares that they will never be allowed in the sorority. As the girls mull their revenge, Derek reaches out and gives them keys to the frat house. Also, Kirsten comes by and apologizes to Gloria and says she will help them humiliate Victoria. Gloria and her friends declare war on Victoria by sneaking into the Gamma Gamma house and stealing embarrassing photos and video footage of her to show to everyone at the Gamma Gamma victory party (which was attended by the FHM sponsors). The video also showed her badmouthing her sorority sisters, and her past dorky self. She also reveals to Victoria that she and Derek love each other.
Victoria becomes embarrassed and eventually realizes how reinventing herself made her into a bad person, so she makes a public apology to the freshmen. The movie ends with a giant food fight at the Gamma Gamma party, and Victoria saying that she loved her cover of FHM so much she bought the magazine. Gloria becomes the president of Gamma Gamma the following year.
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