- [from trailer]
- Steve Williams: The way I get prepared is by using the seven p's - perfect preparation prevents piss poor performance. If you count them, there are only six.
- [from trailer]
- Janice Peterson: The best advice I was given in this business was to keep my legs open and my mouth shut.
- [from trailer]
- Stacy Gris: Its hard to believe you can decorate an entire appartment in 'calico corner', and 'K-Mart'.
- [from trailer]
- Steve Williams: [while reading a character description] Cute, I've been called cute. Any ethnicity. Hello, Am i not any ethnicity?