The Oh in Ohio (2006)
Paul Rudd: Jack Chase
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Quotes
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Jack Chase : Do you know I have a magnificent penis?
Coach Popovitch : Oh shut up!
Jack Chase : No, no. I have a magnificent penis.
Coach Popovitch : Just Shut up!
Jack Chase : It's true!
Coach Popovitch : I'm not listening to you.
[covering ears and walking away]
Coach Popovitch : la la la la la.
Jack Chase : You're here to hear coach. Well hear this: My cock's jammin'! It's jammin'!
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Coach Popovitch : Me and wifey... we incorporate a lot of technology in our marital relations.
Jack Chase : I'm uncomfortable now.
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[Jack hops in his car and starts it when Kristen steps in]
Kristen Taylor : Hey, Mr. Chase.
Jack Chase : Get down. Someone might see you.
Kristen Taylor : Oh.
[ducks down to his lap]
Jack Chase : Okay, get up. Get up. Someone might see you. What do you want?
Kristen Taylor : A ride. To the Case Western University biophysics lab. I work there.
Jack Chase : Good for you.
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[Kristen becomes topless]
Kristen Taylor : Jack?
Jack Chase : [nervously] Uh - Uh, yeah?
Kristen Taylor : [whispers] Fuck the shit outta me.