Daniel Letterle: Ethan Green
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Quotes
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Punch Epstein : You don't have a cell phone, do you?
Ethan Green : No.
Punch Epstein : Oh my God, that is so hot! A gay guy without a cell phone.
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Ethan Green : [aboue Chester] God, he's like the gay Antichrist!
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Ethan Green : How old are you?
Punch Epstein : 19, but I'm petulant.
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Punch Epstein : Fear is the darkroom where all negatives are developed.
Ethan Green : Wow, who wrote that?
Punch Epstein : Barbara Walters from "The View". Or maybe it was the fat one.
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Devil Punch : [on Ethan's shoulder, after Punch passed out] What are you doing? Fuck him.
Angel Punch : Yeah, fuck him.
Ethan Green : Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of this?
Angel Punch : No, fuck him.
Devil Punch : Yeah.
Angel Punch : Do it doggy style.
Devil Punch : Do it doggy style. Fuck him.
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Ethan Green : Juarez, I'm just curious, for the two months we were together you never wanted to live with me, yet you've lived with my mother for 5 years. Is there something wrong with me?
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[in the middle of a blowjob]
Ethan Green : Thanks for delivering.
Punch Epstein : It's what I do best.
Ethan Green : No, I mean about today. You really came through for me, and I appreciate that. Kyle ...
Punch Epstein : Ooh, we haven't done our job if you still remember his name.
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Ethan Green : Leo, you know I'm a mess. I am destined to play "Dream Date" for the rest of my life and lose.
Leo Worth : Hey, there's one way to win the game, Ethan.
Ethan Green : What's that?
Leo Worth : Stop playing.
