Get Smart (2008)

Bill Romanowski: Air Marshall

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Quotes 

• [Max notices he has gum on the bottom of his shoe] 

  Maxwell Smart : Oh great, I have gum on the bottom of my new shoes.

  [Max pulls out a box of matches and starts removing the gum with a match] 

  Guy on the plane : Hey! He's trying to light his shoe!

  Guy on the plane : It's a shoe bomb! Get HIM!

  Maxwell Smart : No, it's gum.

  Lady on the plane : Gun?

  Lady on the plane : He's got a gun!

  Maxwell Smart : No... GUUUMM!

  [the air marshall tackles him to the floor] 

  Air Marshall : Air Marshall! You're under arrest!

  Maxwell Smart : Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx!

• Maxwell Smart : We are near the drop zone, I'll go first.

  Agent 99 : Are you going to be ok with your handcuffs?

  Maxwell Smart : No handcuffs can contain me.

  Maxwell Smart : Hey, violent sky marshall!

  Air Marshall : What do you want?

  Maxwell Smart : I have to squeeze the lemon.

  [a nearby couple sigh in disgust] 

  Maxwell Smart : You heard me I have to "squeeze the lemon".