- Todd Anderson: [standing on the ferry to the island of Gharapuri] What's with all the tourists?
- Asha: Oh, some famous caves.
- Todd Anderson: I've noticed that almost everyone signed up for the incentive program, except you. Don't you want anything?
- Asha: What would I do with this, I'm a vegetarian.
- [looking at the My Hot Dog toaster product]
- Todd Anderson: Maybe it works with carrots...
- Purohit N. Virajnarianan: [saying goodbye] I hope that both your legs get broken.
- Todd Anderson: I'll never forget you said that.