- Brian: [walks onto the roof] Hello?
- The Jumper: Don't come any closer! I'll do it if you come any closer!
- Brian: [He walks over to her] Am sorry I couldn't hear you over there, what did you say?
- The Jumper: I said I would jump if you came any closer!
- Brian: Oh right, sorry love.
- The Jumper: Wait!
- Brian: What?
- The Jumper: Er...
- Brian: Are you going to jump or not?
- The Jumper: Yer!
- Brian: Then fucking jump and leave me alone!
- The Jumper: Well fuck you! WANKER!
- The Jumper: It's his fault! We had everything. A lovely home, a dog, then she turned up at his work and he started staying later and later. Said he had meetings to attended and important people to see. I was a fool. How much work could a Lolly-pop man need meetings for? He went of with her. I must have read the dear Susan letter about a thousand times, I don't know message just wouldn't sink in. I got really depressed. Doctors pill were rubbish. I lost me mind, me house, me dog ran away! And all me friends where his! All I want is a bit of love! Is that too much to ask!
- [She turns around and sees Brian playing on his phone]
- The Jumper: HEY!
- Brian: Oh sorry, I hadn't realised you'd stopped talking.