Keith (I) (2008)

Ethan Phillips: Mr. Miles

Quotes 

• Keith : [Keith shows up out of the blue in chemistry class]  Four test tubes, three beakers, and a bunsen burner.

  Mr. Miles : Yeah, okay, everything seems to be in order. Keys?

  [Keith hands him his key] 

  Mr. Miles : Natalie? Key?

  [Natalie hands him her key] 

  Keith : The end of chemistry as we know it.

  Natalie : You're such a goddamn glib little actor! As far as I'm concerned, this is a really chicken shit goodbye!

  [Natalie storms out of the room] 

  Keith : Don't worry, Walter, she was addressing her remarks to me.

• [Unhappy with Keith as a chemistry lab partner, Natalie speaks to the teacher] 

  Mr. Miles : Keith is actually pretty sharp when he applies himself.

  Natalie : Okay, but we kinda...

  Mr. Miles : ...lack Chemistry?

  Natalie : Yeah.

  Mr. Miles : Try to make it work, okay?

  [Natalie heads to the door. She just gets to it when Keith appears before the teacher as well] 

  Keith : About this Natalie Anderson thing: Walter, she's a complete anal-compulsive control freak. How do you expect me to work with that?