Satellite City (1996– )
Ri Richards: Moira Price
Quotes
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Dad : I'll crush my own windpipe with a hammer if he goes
Mandy : I'll take all my clothes off and scream
Dad : I'll live in a suitcase under the bed without holes
Moira price : ...and I will join Plaid Cymru
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Moira price : Randy's been looking for a job, Dai
Dai the barman : A Job? What job?
Randy : There were these turkeys right? So naturally I assumed they'd need caring for. Feeding, talking to, that sort of thing. So I went in to apply.
Dai the barman : Turkey strangler was it?
Randy : Yeah
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Dai the barman : Where's the Ayatollah today then?
Moira price : That's a good question Dai
Gwynne : Is it?
Moira price : Yes Gwynne. I mean, when did Dad last miss his one o'clock pint?
Gwynne : [Thinking] Let's see, March the... seventh... nineteen sixty...
Dai the barman : Five
Gwynne : Five wasn't it. He'd been knocked unconscious by Hayden Webb's father outside the fish shop for calling his bricklaying "baroque"