- Steven Wright: Being a Red Sox fan is like a Charles Dickens novel - everyone is just trying to survive the situation. For me, it's a psychological war in my own mind dealing with each season.
- Paul Francis Sullivan: I walked down the street like I was Spartacus. As a Red Sox fan living in New York, its a wonderful thing cause you get to see Yankee Fans struggling with their new identity; which is, ah. the greatest chokers in the history of sport.
- Steven Wright: If it was a movie, it would be a bad movie. Cause people would say that could never happen... it's ridiculous.