- Geschäftsmann: [first words of the movie] Ladies and Gentlemen, we're now getting to the long awaited presentation of the "Archer", awarded each year for the most successful product. May I ask up to the stage: Karl Bornwald!
- [Applause]
- Karl: Thanks a lot.
- Naumann: There is always a solution. If we don't find it, then it's not because there isn't any, but because we don't know enough yet.
- Karl: I've been studying theology once.
- Hans: [chuckling] So you're not allowed to sleep with women.
- Karl: What?
- Hans: Not even touch them, right? Not even pat a little, or grab a bit. Nothing, right?
- Karl: No.
- Hans: No. Not at all, right?
- Karl: Yes yes yes. I only studied it, right? I'm allowed everything.
- Hans: Say, are you mad because you wanted to take a shower, too? Or did you want to take a shower with me?
- Hans: I think, if I were a woman, I'd have really good tits. Small, but pretty hot. And you'd certainly have a good ass.