Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Jackie Chan: Monkey

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Quotes 

• Tigress : [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps]  If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

  Monkey : But, he will.

  Viper : He's not gonna quit, is he?

  Mantis : He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

• Tigress : One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.

  Crane : Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.

  Monkey : Or even see his toes.

• Po : [dazed]  What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

  Oogway : How interesting.

  Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?

  Oogway : Him.

  Po : Who?

  [Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him] 

  Oogway : You.

  Po : What?

  Oogway : [Raising Po's arm with his stick]  The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

  Po : What?

  Tigress , Crane , Monkey , Mantis , Viper : What?

  Shifu : WHAT?

  Mr. Ping : WHAT?

• Tai Lung : Where's the Dragon Warrior?

  Tigress : How do you know you're not looking at her?

  Tai Lung : [laughs]  You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how he fell from the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen!

  Monkey : Po?

  Tai Lung : So that is his name. Po. At last, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

• Monkey : [after the Furious Five bowed to Po in his dream]  We should hang out.

  Po : Agreed.

• [after his defeat by Tai Lung, Master Monkey hits Po] 

  Monkey : He's too fast... Sorry, Po!

• Po : Ears. It's not working for ya? I thought they're pretty good.

  Monkey : [whispering]  It's Shifu!

  Po : Of course it's Shifu. Who do you think I'm doing?

  [the Five stare at Po shockingly; Monkey points at the door. Po looks and sees Shifu] 

  Po : Oh, Master Shifu! Uh...

  [slurps the noodle and presses the bowls to his chest like he has pecs. The Five, except Tigress, snicker] 

  Shifu : [angrily]  You think this is funny? Tai Lung has escaped from prison, and you're acting like children!

  Po : What?

  Shifu : He is coming for the Dragon Scroll!

  [to Po] 

  Shifu : And you are the only one who can stop him!

  Po : [as the bowls fall to the floor, then laughs]  And here I am saying you got no sense of humor!

  [Shifu looks at him deadly serious] 

  Po : I'm gonna... stop Tai Lung.

  [realizing] 

  Po : What, you're serious, and I have to...? Uh, Master Oogway will stop him. He did it before, he'll do it again.

  Shifu : [shakes his head]  Oogway cannot!

  [face softens and he stares sadly at his master's staff] 

  Shifu : Not anymore.

• [Tigress puts up a very good fight, but soon Tai Lung begins getting the upper hand] 

  Monkey : [to Crane and Viper as they hand him and Mantis their ropes]  We've got this. Help her!