The Honeymooners (I) (1978 TV Special)

Art Carney: Ed Norton

Quotes 

• Ralph Kramden : [Looking at a radio that is shaped like a female cat]  How do you turn her on?

  Ed Norton : I usually bite her ear.

  Ralph Kramden : Not Trixie. The cat!

• Ralph Kramden : Well, the party's on me. I'm taking everybody to the Hong Kong Gardens for Chinese food.

  Ed Norton : Can I order from column A and column B?

  Ralph Kramden : You can have anything you want.

  Ed Norton : [holding the cat radio]  Beautiful. All right, Trixie. Let's go home. I'll get a little romantic music on the cat, we'll sip some champagne, and who knows what may develop before we reach the dark at the top of the stairs.

• Ed Norton : I'm telling you, when it comes to champagne - I'm a carney-sewer!

  [connoisseur] 

• Ed Norton : She got me out there on a very clever ruse. She says, "Ed, go out there on the fire escape and water the petunias." After I get out there, I realize you don't water petunias in the wintertime. Second of all, I realized we don't have no petunias.