- David Desrosiers: We're late... Because of me... Because, uh, I was in my bed, sleeping, because my alarm did not go off. So I had to skip the shower, and uh, I always skip the shower anyways...
- Pierre Bouvier: Get to the point!
- David Desrosiers: Et quoi the point!
- David Desrosiers: [explaining how he sprained his ankle] I was skateboarding and tried to be cool, and uh, I was actually cool for a little moment, and uh, I was following Pierre from too close, and I was sure he was gonna go from top of the ramp, instead he did a little trick and came down, and then, uh, me and Pierre hit each other. It was a fucking mess.
- Avril Lavigne: [after David has to be carried to the stage] Hey, I could carry him to the stage.
- David Desrosiers: Are you sure?
- Avril Lavigne: Just because I'm a chick.
- David Desrosiers: [whispers, while being on her back] Fuck.
- Chuck Comeau: I truly admire how David can entertain himself and other people with *nothing* at all.