I wanted to like it! I'm a single, All American red-blooded heterosexual guy
Again, I fell victim to the "Seduction Cinema" curse. They have a few (very few) movies out that I really enjoyed
(See my movie reviews elsewhere)
The DVD box mentions a "haunted film projector", and these two hotties watch vintage stag reels from the '60's & 70's, and become "possessed", and can't stop making out with one another. OK
Sounds kinda cool. Right? Perhaps like an erotic "Ring" thing (You will get laid in 7 days!) But no! The girls find the projector & films on their doorstep; they have about 5 minutes of dialogue
And the rest of the film is literally them watching the films and getting each other off. Now
Even THAT'S not so bad
But the way these girls were filmed
It was SO lethargic
There wasn't any "heat"
They just looked like two collage students going' through the motions
. Poorly. I understand the difference 'tween Soft Core & Hard Core
But this was No Core. Not even erotic. I just recently watched a couple Harry Novak flicks from the 70's, and THEY were fun, silly AND erotic. I'm afraid the lousy "chill techno" soundtrack didn't help matters either. On the plus side, was Jackie Stevens (She's hot!)
And they really did use authentic stag loops from the 60's & 70's for this film. I much would have rather had them just slap 2 hours of those back to back Screw the non-existing storyline. (The whole script could have filled half of one page-double spaced.) It was beautifully filmed, like all of Seduction Cinema's productions But between the lukewarm action on the screen, and the ultra mellow soundtrack, this is celluloid Sleep-Ease.
And they really did use authentic stag loops from the 60's & 70's for this film. I much would have rather had them just slap 2 hours of those back to back Screw the non-existing storyline. (The whole script could have filled half of one page-double spaced.) It was beautifully filmed, like all of Seduction Cinema's productions But between the lukewarm action on the screen, and the ultra mellow soundtrack, this is celluloid Sleep-Ease.