Jack-Jack Attack (2005 Video)

Bud Luckey: Agent Rick Dicker

Quotes 

• Kari : [pitch black]  Wow, it's dark in here.

  [Rick Dicker turns the light on] 

  Kari : Wow! And now it's too bright!

  Agent Rick Dicker : File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name, please.

  Kari : Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie, only with a K instead of a C, and an "ah" instead of an "a", only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.

  Agent Rick Dicker : Tell me about the incident.

  Kari : Well... It started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all.

  [cut to the Parr household, where Kari is talking on the phone with Helen] 

  Kari : Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out.

  [turns to Jack-Jack] 

  Kari : Can't I, little boo boo? Who can handle it?

  [the airplane's alarm is heard on the other end of the line, and the call disconnects] 

  Kari : Uh Mrs... Mrs. Parr? Oh well, she knows you're in good hands.

  [hangs up] 

  Kari : Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

• Agent Rick Dicker : [after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the Sitter]  And you believed him?

  Kari : The baby was exploding! You ever sat an exploding baby before, Mr. Dicker?

  [he gets up and pulls down an odd contraption] 

  Kari : What's that?

  Agent Rick Dicker : Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?

  [he aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead] 

  Kari : Nah, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dicker?

  Agent Rick Dicker : Sure, kid.

  Kari : Ah, I just wish I could forget the whole thing.

  Agent Rick Dicker : You will, kid.

  [he fires a corded plunger-like attachment which sticks to her forehead] 

  Agent Rick Dicker : You will.

  [Kari passes out]