Madea's Family Reunion (2006)
Keke Palmer: Nikki
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Quotes
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Joe : Don't do it, don't whup the girl. Don't do it, Mabel.
[Madea began to whipping Nikki with a belt]
Madea : I told you, you! Hey, come here!
[continues whipping on Nikki]
Nikki : Okay, okay! Okay, okay, okay!
Joe : [laughs] Mabel, you're jiggling like Jello.
Madea : Turn around, here! You stop it, you better. Girl, look at me, look at me. Why wasn't you in school today?
Nikki : I went to the park.
Joe : She lying.
Madea : Why was you doing in the park? You supposed to be at the schoolhouse. Little girl, I'm not going to ask you no more.
Nikki : I'm not smart like the other kids. I can't do that stuff.
Madea : Who told you that?
Nikki : My last foster mother. She told me that the only thing I'd ever be smart enough to do is lay on my back.
Joe : Was your foster mother Jennifer? I know Jennifer, I know here. That's all she does used to do.
Madea : Shut up, Joe, I'm trying to talk to this child.
[turns back to Nikki]
Madea : The best revenge you can have on somebody that did told you something like that, is to prove them wrong.
Joe : [scoffs] Best revenge you can have is to kick their butt. That's the best revenge.
Madea : I went to that school and I got your homework... Talked to the teacher, she said this is what you have to do in the morning. So, get up there and get it done. I'll get you Tiffany's number, that's Brian's daughter and she's really good at all that school work.
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Madea : Little girl, If you don't stop poppin' that gum!
Nikki : Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!
Madea : My daughter tried that, I hit her so hard she dialed 9-9-10!
Nikki : [starts taking off her earrings] You don't know me, I'll whip an old woman.
Madea : What? Who do you think I'm talking to?
Nikki : I'm talking to you... Do you think I'm playing?
[Madea unbuckles up, turns around and starts hitting Nikki]
Brian : [stops the car and stops her] Madea, Madea, Madea, Madea, Madea! What the hell's wrong with you?
Madea : You ain't got no sense! Shut the hell up. Shut up, shut up! Now, sit in that seat. Put that seat belt on, you better put that seat belt on right now.
[Nikki begans to buckle up and Madea sits back down and buckles back up]
Madea : The hell's wrong with these children today? But, all I set 'em straight. You know, I'm from the old school, and I will beat the hell out of you and ask questions later. If you don't know how to get in line, I will get you in line.
Brian : Remind me to never leave my kids with you, Madea.
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Judge Ephriam : Bryan, does she watch your kids?
Brian : Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her.
Judge Ephriam : Really?
[Looks over at Nikki]
Judge Ephriam : Stand up, Nikki.
[Nikki begans to stands up]
Judge Ephriam : Mable Simmons, since you can't seem to act like you have any sense except when you're caring for somebody, meet Nikki Grady. You're her new foster mother.
Madea : The hell I am. I don't. Aw, hell no! It's a reason why god put a woman through menopause, I'm past 60... you know what that means? After that time you're not supposed to be bogged with no bad kids.
Brian : Calm down. Look, Madea, calm down.
Madea : I'm sorry, I will kill that little girl... I don't know her, I don't she might be one of them sandinistas or something. She might be one of them...
Nikki : So, You ugly anyway, old lady!
Madea : She trying to get me the electric chair already.
Judge Ephriam : Either you're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.
Madea : I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. Lock me up, hell, I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell fighting for my virginity than to be sitting there dealing with this.
Brian : She'll be a great foster mother, your honor.
