Nacho Libre (2006)

Héctor Jiménez: Esqueleto

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• Nacho : I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!

  Esqueleto : We never win because you are fat!

• Nacho : Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!

  Esqueleto : Sorry.

  Nacho : I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!

• Nacho : I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?

  Esqueleto : Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

• Esqueleto : Surpise.

  [holding corn in both hands] 

  Nacho : Get that corn outta my face!

• Nacho : Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?

  Esqueleto : NO!

• Esqueleto : I hate orphans!

  Nacho : Say it to my face!

  Esqueleto : I hate them!

  Nacho : Come again?

  Esqueleto : I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!

• Nacho : Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.

  Esqueleto : Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?

• Nacho : It sucks to be me right now!

  Esqueleto : How come?

  Nacho : How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.

• Nacho : How did you find me in the wilderness?

  Esqueleto : I saw you from the village.

• Nacho : I have given up wrestling.

  Esqueleto : Nacho, you are great fighter. You've got something none of these guys have.

  [Esqueleto points to his own heart] 

  Esqueleto : And the childrens need a real hero.

  Nacho : I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.

  Esqueleto : Not anymore. I like them. And they need you Nacho.

  [Nacho nods and Esquelto takes out Nacho's fighting mask] 

  Nacho : [nods confidently]  OK.

• Nacho : You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony.

  Esqueleto : I can't wrestle him.

  Nacho : But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.

  Esqueleto : I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

  Nacho : You have not been baptized?

• Nacho : Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?

  Esqueleto : They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.

  Nacho : But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!

• Nacho : [after lifting Esqueleto over the wall at Ramses party]  What about me?

  Esqueleto : I don't think I can lift you. You are too fat.

• Esqueleto : I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

• Esqueleto : Summon your eagle powers.

  Nacho : What do you think I'm doing?

  Nacho : [Losing badly, about to take a big hit]  Eagle powers... come to me! Please!

• Esqueleto : [to Ramses]  I think me and my friend are ready to go pro!

• Esqueleto : How did you get up here so fast?

  Candidia : Shh, shh, shhhh... secret tunnels