X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

Ryan Reynolds: Wade Wilson

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Quotes 

• Wade Wilson : Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.

  William Stryker : Oh, Wade.

  Wade Wilson : Dreams really do come true.

  William Stryker : Just shut it! You're up next.

  Wade Wilson : Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes.

  Logan : Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?

  Wade Wilson : No. Not when I'm awake.

• Wade Wilson : I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world, and you wanna know why?

  Victor Creed : No.

  Wade Wilson : It's memorable. Sure it's a little bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, they will never, ever forget it.

  Victor Creed : That's funny Wade, but I've think you've mistaken me with someone who gives a shit.

  Wade Wilson : Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws, or the fingernails of a bag-lady...

  [Victor draws his claws, Wilson draws his blades] 

  Wade Wilson : Manicure?

  Logan : [to Victor]  Easy.

• [from trailer] 

  Wade Wilson : All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.

• Wade Wilson : Okay. People are dead.

  William Stryker : If you didn't have that mouth of yours, Wade, you'd be the perfect solider.

  [Wade gives a sarcastic salute to Stryker] 

• Wade Wilson : Fred got a new tattoo. I'm concerned.

  Logan : [looks at Fred's tattoo of a woman]  Jesus, Fred, you just met her last night.

  Frederick J. Dukes : I love her.

  Logan : You love her? After one night?

  Frederick J. Dukes : She's a gymnast.

• [Deadpool reaches for his severed head] 

  Wade Wilson : [to the viewer]  Shhhhh...

• Wade Wilson : Time to go to work.