Head Cases (2005)

Adam Goldberg: Russell Shultz

Quotes 

• Russell Shultz : Thanks a lot, jackass.

  Jason Payne : You're wearing two bailiffs and I'm the jackass?

• Jason Payne : [Shultz hits Barry Blumberg over the head with a book]  Woah!

  Russell Shultz : Evidence code. Genius.

• Jason Payne : It's two in the morning!

  Russell Shultz : Do you know that giraffes only sleep like, two hours a day? Do you watch Animal Planet?

  Jason Payne : We're not giraffes!

  Russell Shultz : Exactly!

• Jason Payne : Will you take him back to wherever you abducted him from?

  Russell Shultz : Fine. I was just trying to help, you don't have to get all... snickety.

  [moves to close the trunk] 

  Jason Payne : Take him out of the trunk!

  Russell Shultz : All right.

• Jason Payne : How did you find out I had a meeting?

  Russell Shultz : I'm kinda like God; I know everything.