Rob Mungle: Big Toenail of Satan

Quotes 

• Kekko Kamen : Principal Big Toenail of Satan! Have a peek at my secret technique: Open! Thighs! Jump!

  [she jumps in the air and lands on his shoulders] 

  Kekko Kamen : Next technique: Muffication Squeeze!

  Big Toenail of Satan : Can't breathe. Don't want to.

• Big Toenail of Satan : [chuckles]  Wait till you feast your eyes on *that*, Kekko Kamen.

  Teacher Ben : Well, uh, he's got a great body, sure, but he's gay.

  Big Toenail of Satan : Oh that's obvious, but insignificant, don't you think? It's the muscles that matter.

  Teacher Ben : Say what?

  Big Toenail of Satan : Don't you know that a hot babe with great big tits can never resist a big ol' muscle man?

  Teacher Ben : They, th-th-th-they-they, they can't?

  Big Toenail of Satan : Hey, a demon never lies.

  Teacher Ben : Uh, Principal! Please excuse me. I'll, uh, be back in just a bit.

  [he runs out of the room] 

  Big Toenail of Satan : [chuckles]  *This* will finish off that Big-Knockers Kamen once and for all.

• Shuwarutsu Negataro , Big Toenail of Satan : [both calling out]  Come here, Kekko Kamen! Poor little Mayumi Takahashi is receiving more punishment!

  [quiet pause] 

  Shuwarutsu Negataro , Big Toenail of Satan : [both calling out again]  Come on, Kekko Kamen! Mayumi Takahashi is now being teased!

  Kekko Kamen : Shut up already!

  Shuwarutsu Negataro , Big Toenail of Satan : Huh?

  Kekko Kamen : I'm here!

  Big Toenail of Satan : Uh... But, but, uh, why didn't we hear your theme song this time?

  Kekko Kamen : I usually omit the theme when there's no audience.

• Big Toenail of Satan : A beaver beacon from the Heavens!

• Teacher Ben : Do you have to do that?

  Big Toenail of Satan : Yeah, don't kill her. If you kill her, we'll never see her special Bald-Eagle Jump again.

• Shuwarutsu Negataro : What is that?

  Kekko Kamen : [has the ribbon tied around her eyes]  I call it..."Just A Blindfold,Stupid!"

  Shuwarutsu Negataro : I don't get it.

  Big Toenail of Satan : That's it? That's a dumbass name!

  Mayumi Takahashi : [giggles]  No,it's a perfect name!