- Rog: I remember my first wet dream.
- Emerson Thorsen: That's real interesting, Rog.
- Rog: I thought something was wrong with me.
- Emerson Thorsen: That was perceptive of you.
- Rog: Rat! I'm trying to have a father-son talk here.
- Emerson Thorsen: OK, then, Son. How did that first wet dream make you feel?
- Rog: Sticky.
- Emerson Thorsen: Guess some things never change.
- Rog: So, uh, how often do you masturbate?
- Emerson Thorsen: After every meal. And I floss, too.
- Rog: I only mention it because, you know, the more masturbation the fewer wet dreams.
- Emerson Thorsen: But I like the dreams.
- Rog: Yes, but, Son, too much laundry is bad for the environment.