Desperate Hippies (2005)

Jenn Shagrin: Mary Jane

Quotes 

• Hash : Spike got busted, man! He was wanted by the feds for dealing, and that's why he's been hiding out on Weesteria Lane...

  Mary Jane : Dammit! I wish I would of known... I'm all out.

• Sensi : Hey, Mary Jane, who's that hottie in my garden?

  Mary Jane : He's the gardener.

  Chee : Isn't he a little young, even for you?

  Sensi : I like them young. They're easier to train.

• Mary Jane : Trust me, dude, you broke up with that loser you called a boyfriend, like, three weeks ago. That's like, forever.

  Sensi : So is this guy hot?

  Hash : Man, he's like sex on a stick.

• Chee : [bursts in drunk]  Oh, my God, you guys, I'm in love!

  Mary Jane : Damn. You too? I need to start pimpin' the street corner.

• Mary Jane : I remembered reading on the internet that if I smoked 1,256 bong riffs, the amount of THC would be enough to kill me.

• Chee : [drunkenly]  What the hell are you doing here, you backstabbing bitch?

  Hash : Chee, I am far too stoned to get into this right now.

  Mary Jane : And I'm far too sober.