Desperate Hippies (2005)

Sita Young: Hash

Quotes 

• Hash : Spike got busted, man! He was wanted by the feds for dealing, and that's why he's been hiding out on Weesteria Lane...

  Mary Jane : Dammit! I wish I would of known... I'm all out.

• Mary Jane : Trust me, dude, you broke up with that loser you called a boyfriend, like, three weeks ago. That's like, forever.

  Sensi : So is this guy hot?

  Hash : Man, he's like sex on a stick.

• Spike : Hey, I like your wheels.

  Hash : Thanks, it's a hybrid. I think more people should be ecofriendly.

• Chee : [drunkenly]  What the hell are you doing here, you backstabbing bitch?

  Hash : Chee, I am far too stoned to get into this right now.

  Mary Jane : And I'm far too sober.