I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)

Mackenzie Crook: Producer

Quotes 

• Older TV exec : Courtney Love?

  Producer : Drugged-out hag.

  Older TV exec : Faye Dunaway?

  Producer : Don't call us, we'll call you!

  Older TV exec : Sharon Stone?

  Producer : Hag.

  Older TV exec : Geena Davis?

  Producer : Hag.

  Older TV exec : Sigourney Weaver?

  Producer : Hag.

  Older TV exec : Kim Basinger?

  Producer : Hag.

  Older TV exec : Emma Thompson?

  Producer : Brit hag.

  Older TV exec : Susan Sarandon?

  Producer : Red-state-alienating hag!

  Older TV exec : Meg Ryan?

  Producer : Too much plastic surgery.

  Older TV exec : Melanie Griffith?

  Producer : WAY too much plastic surgery.

  Older TV exec : Patricia Heaton?

  Producer : *Pointless* plastic surgery.

  Older TV exec : CHER.

  Producer : *Insurmountable* amount of plastic surgery!

  Rosie : [who's been overhearing all this from the next chair & getting increasingly annoyed, swings round & grabs the Producer by the chin]  Listen, you little bird of a man, where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do *you* have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!