The Conrad Boys (2006)
Nick Bartzen: Jordan Rivers
Quotes
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Jordan Rivers : You're interesting. I'm gonna write you as a character in my book.
Charlie Conrad : Good luck with that.
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Jordan Rivers : [looking at photo] This your mom?
Charlie Conrad : Uh-huh.
Jordan Rivers : She's pretty.
Charlie Conrad : Thanks.
Jordan Rivers : Where is she?
Charlie Conrad : She's on vacation.
Jordan Rivers : Where's your dad?
Charlie Conrad : He left.
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Jordan Rivers : So if I'm going to write a character based on you, I'm gonna need some more information.
Charlie Conrad : Like what?
Jordan Rivers : Well, first off... what are you?
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Jordan Rivers : Voilà!
Charlie Conrad : It's my garage... with a blanket.
Jordan Rivers : Smart-ass.
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Jordan Rivers : Go. Suck. Suck-suck-suck. You okay?
Charlie Conrad : That's terrible.
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Jordan Rivers : I was gonna change into your PJ's but didn't want you to think I was too forward.