Charlie Wilson's War (2007)

Julia Roberts: Joanne Herring

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• Joanne Herring : Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?

  Charlie Wilson : Well, tradition mostly.

• Joanne Herring : May I ask what it is that I've done to make you dislike me, Mr. Avrakotos?

  Gust Avrakotos : I like you just fine, Mrs. Herring, it's just been my experience that when people with money and too much free time get involved in politics, pretty soon, I forget who it is I'm supposed to be shooting at.

• Joanne Herring : Are you Catholic, Mr. Avrakatos?

  Gust Avrakotos : Greek Orthodox.

  Joanne Herring : Still a Christian, though.

  Gust Avrakotos : Imagine my relief.

• Joanne Herring : I mean, how did you get into the CIA?

  Gust Avrakotos : I don't work for the CIA, I work for the Department of Agriculture.

  Joanne Herring : Fruit and Plant Division?

  Gust Avrakotos : More specifically, apple imports

• Joanne Herring : He may be in trouble with the press, but he stayed out of jail. You don't see God's hand in this?

  Gust Avrakotos : Well reasonable people can disagree, but I don't see God anywhere within miles of this. On the other hand, if you slept with me tonight, I bet you I could change my mind in a hurry.

• Joanne Herring : [Joanne has just told Bonnie to get her a cocktail]  She doesn't like me.

  Charlie Wilson : Everybody likes you.

  Joanne Herring : She's a liberal.

  Charlie Wilson : I'm a liberal.

  Joanne Herring : [puts her hand on his butt]  Not where it counts.

• Joanne Herring : What's your problem with me?

  Gust Avrakotos : You know, I've found, in my business, that when people with time on their hands get involved in politics, I start forgetting who I'm supposed to be shooting at.

• Joanne Herring : Charlie, I want you to defeat the Soviet Union, and end the Cold War.

  Charlie Wilson : O-K!

• Joanne Herring : [to Charlie's Angels]  Sluts.

• Joanne Herring : I miss you Charlie.

  Charlie Wilson : Oh Joanne... I always miss you.

• Joanne Herring : Go fight this war, Charlie. Everything possible is on the line - including your manhood!