Heaven Help Me, I'm in Love (2005 Video)

Tom McCaffery: Stu

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• Butch : That's why I'm havin' you stay... I feel guilty! Besides, I can't let her run my life.

  Stu : Now you're talkin', bro.

  Butch : I'm gonna call you James while she's here though, okay?

• Butch : How's she gonna find out?

  Stu : Man, I don't know! Chicks always do!

• Stu : Um... I need to buy a plant... for my father. He's in the hospital. He... just had a hemorrhoid operation. He likes plants... Potted ones, especially.

• Angie : I hope your father gets better soon.

  Stu : Huh? Oh yeah, thanks. I'm sure it'll all come out fine.

• Shannon : Buddy, you need to lay off the weed. It's never taken you that long to answer your phone!

  Stu : You need to lay off my nuts... What's up, girl?

• Stu : These bitches are gonna give me a complex. I mean... what's wrong with me?

• Stu : Dude, you're killin' my high.

• Stu : Was that Angie on the phone?

  Butch : Yep.

  Stu : Is she comin' over?

  Butch : Uh-huh.

  Stu : Do I have to leave?

• Butch : No, I don't think that's gonna work, man.

  Stu : I can't help how I look.

  Butch : You can help lookin' like a stoner!

  Stu : I am a stoner! What the fuck? What do you want from me?

• Stu : Did I stutter, mama?

• Stu : You don't wanna piss her off, so you're gonna make me pretend I'm somebody else, instead of bein' a man and standin' up to her...? What a pal.

• Stu : Dudes are supposed to be able to talk to each other about chicks without havin' to worry about each other repeatin' it to the chicks!