- Various: Emily for New York Senate.
- Self: Okay. That married man who hit on me and didn't tell me he was married is now hitting on my friend.
- Self: [at a fundraiser] If I see that guy who gave me seventy-five cents eat another piece of pizza, I'm gonna kill him.
- Self: And some media acts as if that the average, healthy girl should be behaving in a way that would make the hooker on the corner hang up her thong in exhaustion.