- Hamster: A is for ass!
- Puppy: B is for balls!
- Bunny: C is for clam-hat.
- Cat: D is for lysdexsia.
- Donkey: E is... E is for pants... Heh heh.
- Hamster: G is for green!
- Puppy: 3 is for tricycles!
- Cat: 4 is for... tha-that's what it is.
- Hamster: Splunge is for Splunge.
- Donkey: Ham Salad is for lunch. Gulp gulp gulp, s'good!
- Puppy: This is my pee-pee place! Yeah!
- Cat: XXX is for porno! And beer!
- Animal Babies: Y? Because we kill things!
- Puppy: Z is kind of a useless letter, but we like it anyway.
- Adult Hamster: [after seeing a bad performance of his idol, Bruce Willis] I can't believe I sucked that guy off one time!
- Adult Bunny: I wouldn't spread that around too much, Hamster.