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Creepshow 3 (2006 Video)
Elwood Carlisle: Legless the Homeless Man (segment "The Radio")
Quotes
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Legless Homeless Man : Doc, see anything you like?
Dr. Farwell : No sorry, I'm into midgets right now.
Legless Homeless Man : Hey, aren't you the new doctor at the clinic?
Dr. Farwell : [laughs] Heh, for you - no, no, no!
Legless Homeless Man : Say, I'm having real bad pains in my chest.
Dr. Farwell : [falsely sympathetic voice] Oh, is that right? Well I'll tell you what, I'm going to go in here and I'm gonna get laid, then I'll come back, and meet me down at the hospital and I'll give you a bowel movement you'll never forget. Okay?
[mocking homeless man's catchphrase]
Dr. Farwell : Yaaahhhh!
Legless Homeless Man : [though clenched teeth] Asshole!
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Legless Homeless Man : [to two ambulance drivers buying hotdogs] Those things'll kill you! YYYAAAAAHHHHH!