Van Stone: Tour of Duty (2006 TV Movie)
Timothy A. Bennett: The Hawk
Quotes
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The Hawk : And they call me "The Hawk."
Randy Van Stone : No, we don't. We call you "Hawk." Not "The Hawk." Just Hawk.
The Hawk : Yeah, but as a proper title, it should really be "The Hawk."
Randy Van Stone : I don't give a crap about proper. Dude, I'm the leader, I decide the nicknames, and I knighted you, "Hawk."
The Hawk : Yeah, but, there are rules to the English language and...
Randy Van Stone : I don't give a crap about England. The Bicentennial's over.
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The Hawk : Maybe your mom's right...?
Lonnie Van Stone : No way! We're never gonna give up our rock-and-roll dreams!
The Hawk : No, no, no... Your mom's right it would be an ultimate fantasy to tag-bang a groupie.
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Lt. Perry : In any case, there are a few stipulations you'll need to agree...
Lonnie Van Stone : Understood. Would you two gentlemen excuse us for a minute... Dude, I think we should have a band meeting about this.
Randy Van Stone : You know what, dude? I'm five minutes older than you, okay? That makes me the leader of the band. I make the decisions... Band meeting, right now!... Dude, Hawk, this is a band meeting.
The Hawk : Right.
Lonnie Van Stone : You're not in the band, dude.
The Hawk : Well, yeah, I'm not "in the band" in the band. But I'm "in the band."
Randy Van Stone : No... you're just the roadie.
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The Hawk : Officer on deck!
Lt. Perry : That's not necessary, son.
The Hawk : Aye-aye, sir.
Lt. Perry : Please, you don't have to do that. You're not in the Army.
The Hawk : Well, I'm not "in the Army" in the Army. But "I'm in the Army."
Lt. Perry : No, you're not.
The Hawk : Well, not officially. But kinda... Right?
Lt. Perry : No, not at all.
The Hawk : So, if I'm not in the Army... How did I defuse this explosive device?
Lt. Perry : Sergeant! Fire in the hole!
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Lonnie Van Stone : Bro, I've never played for so many people before.
Randy Van Stone : Pull yourself together. We gotta a mission... Now you got me freakin' out!
The Hawk : Someone needs to touch his butthole.
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The Hawk : Aw man, those MRE's are doin' a real number on my colon.
Randy Van Stone : I told you shouldn't have eaten so many of those. MREs are full course meals that expand in your stomach.
The Hawk : Yeah, but these turkey dinner's taste just like the ones your mom used to make... only freeze dried. I miss your mom's cookin'... Oh man, I got to go cop a squat.
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Randy Van Stone : I'm sorry. This has never happened to me before.
The Hawk : Someone needs to touch his butthole.
Randy Van Stone : No way, Back off! I just need to concentrate and get in the zone... That's it. Dr. Randy's hit his stride. Turbo boost!