Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Four (2005 Video)

Missy Palmer: Marzipan

Quotes 

• [It's nighttime and Homsar had been superglued, upside-down, to Marzipan by Strong Bad and his posse, as a prank. A wolf howls] 

  Marzipan : Oooh, I think I hear wolves coming.

  Homsar : I'm the human wedgie!

  [His bowler hat falls off and lands on Marzipan's dress] 

• [During the audio commentary for "montage"] 

  Matt Chapman : Listen...

  Strong Bad : Actress Marzipan...

  Matt Chapman : And we've got Marzipan right here with us!

  [Mike says something indecipherable] 

  Marzipan : Yeah!

  Matt Chapman : He called you an actress. Isn't that nice?

  Marzipan : Yeah!

  Matt Chapman : Seems like usually he calls you something worse than that.

  Marzipan : Yeah!

  [Mike and Matt both laugh] 

  Mike Chapman : You're doing a good job acting right now, saying the word "yeah" over and over again.

  Marzipan : Thank you.

  Matt Chapman : Oh, thank you. A new word.

• [Homestar has recently had a nervous breakdown because Strong Bad received an email asking why Homestar doesn't wear pants, even though apparently he wears long pants] 

  Homestar Runner : [crying]  Long pants!

  Marzipan : Awww, there, there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everyone thinks I'm a broom.

  Homestar Runner : [surprised and upset]  You're not a broom?

• Strong Sad : [rhyming]  The quill! The page! Lyric! Rampage! Word up?

  Marzipan : Good style there, Strong Sad! Geoff Chauncer would be would be proud.

  Homsar : Caramel corn for president, please!

• Marzipan : Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever...

  [the Viruses convert Marzipan into a piece of ASCII art that makes loud, synthesized noises] 

  Strong Mad : I can't spell you!

  [Strong Mad is turned into his M-shaped yearbook picture and runs off] 

• Strong Bad : [talking about people who frequent garage sales]  There's Coach Z.

  [Coach Z is seen at Strong Bad's garage sale, with a bunch of baby items in his arms, all labeled, "Great for baby". Marzipan looks at him] 

  Marzipan : Coach Z, may I ask why you're buying up all the "great for baby" items?

  Coach Z : I'd prefer that ya didn't.

• [Marzipan is at Strong Bad's garage sale. She sees an answering machine] 

  Marzipan : Ooh, this is perfect. I've always wanted an answering machine.

  [She tests it out] 

  Marzipan : [over answering machine]  It's a great day at Marzipan's. Please leave me a message.

  [Marzipan glowers at Strong Bad, who looks around shiftily] 

  Strong Bad : [nervously]  See? It *is* perfect. It already knows your name, even. Heh! Oooh, heh. Eee. Oh. Hmm. Peow!

  [He runs off] 

  Marzipan : [no longer angry]  More like, pree-ow.

• Marzipan : [to Coach Z, at Strong Bad's garage sale]  This garage sale is more like a gar*bage* sale.

  Strong Bad : Dadadadada! Moms only!

  Coach Z : Oh, then I'm okay to say it!

  [Both Marzipan and Strong Bad look perplexed by the comment] 

• Homestar Runner : [holding a bowl of Strong Bad's Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown]  Hey, girlfriend, have you tried any of this free ice cream Strong Bad made?

  Marzipan : Homestar, didn't anyone tell you? That's, like, cottage cheese and The Cheat hair!

  Homestar Runner : WHAT?

  [gags, spits out some yellow fur] 

  Homestar Runner : Strong Bad told me it was *sour cream* and The Cheat hair!