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Goldstein : Don't insult us, alright? I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm pleading the 5th until I speak to my lawyer.
Ron Fox : Oh, you plead the 5th, huh? Beecher, get me a copy of the Bill of Rights.
Dr. Beecher : The Bill of Rights? Why?
Ron Fox : Just do it!
[Beecher leaves room]
Ron Fox : 5 right?
Rosenberg : 5, sure.
Goldstein : 5 alive.
Ron Fox : Okay.
[Beecher comes in with the Bill of Rights]
Ron Fox : [undoing his pants] You want to know what I think of the 5th Amendment?
[rips off paper and wipes his ass with it]
Ron Fox : [holding up paper with crap smeared on it] There it is. That's what I think of the 5th Amendment.
Goldstein : Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you wipe?
Ron Fox : Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy.
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Goldstein : The other night I ended up at that Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim!
Kumar Patel : Shut the fuck up! Are you serious?
Goldstein : Yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar Patel : What is a blumpkin?
Goldstein : It's when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit!