Quotes
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Harold Lee : It's because of assholes like you that we're even in this fucking place - fucking cowards!
Terrorist #1 : Well maybe if the people in your country stopped eating *doughnuts* and started realizing what their government is doing to the world, "assholes" like us wouldn't exist!
Kumar Patel : Fuck you! Doughnuts are awesome!
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Lt. Derek Davis : All right. Cockmeat sandwich time. You know the drill.
Terrorist #1 : [referring to Harold and Kumar] What about them? They just got here.
Lt. Derek Davis : Hmph. Big Bob's looking after them.
Terrorist #2 : Big Bob.
Terrorist #1 : Big Bob!
Terrorist #2 : [to Harold and Kumar] Hope you like doughnuts.