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Light-Skinned Black Security : [after Kumar walks through metal detector] Sir, I need you to step aside please. I need to search you.
Kumar Patel : Did I beep?
Light-Skinned Black Security : Oh no, you didn't beep. Just a random security check. If you can just step aside, please. Just over here.
Kumar Patel : [stepping aside] Random, huh?
Light-Skinned Black Security : Yeah.
Kumar Patel : So this has nothing to do with my ethnicity?
Harold Lee : Come on, just do what the guy says.
Light-Skinned Black Security : Sir, it's our job as airport security to search for all possible weapons or illegal drugs.
Kumar Patel : So just because of the color of my skin you assume that I have drugs on me? Are you a racist?
Light-Skinned Black Security : Racist? Dude, I'm black!
Harold Lee : He's black! He's not racist!
Kumar Patel : [laughing] Please, dude. You're barely even brown. Compared to me, you look like Matthew Perry.
Harold Lee : No...!
Light-Skinned Black Security : Hey, who you callin' Matthew Perry, bitch?
Kumar Patel : I'm calling you Matthew Perry, you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!