- Al: A cute looking little dog we've got here. Come here, little doggy. Come here. Nice pooch you got here. I had a pooch like this one time.
- Man with Dog: I can't hear you.
- Al: Oh, I said I had a pooch like this one time.
- Man with Dog: Where the hell are you?
- Al: I'm right here.
- Man with Dog: Look, look, I'll call back when I get a better signal.
- Al: Nice to meet you, too.