Tomb Raider: Legend (2006 Video Game)

Greg Ellis: Alister Fletcher

Quotes 

• Alister Fletcher : It's called Coincidence.

  Zip : Hmm, funny name for a sword.

• Zip : [after Lara pulls down a large screen]  Eh, she never did care much for TV.

  Alister Fletcher : Maybe now they'll read a book.

• Zip : Now, I don't get it. Weren't Excalibur and the sword in the stone the same thing?

  Alister Fletcher : They were two bloody different swords!

  Lara Croft : Now really, Zip, that was too easy.

• Alister Fletcher : [after Lara has just sent a forklift hurdling over a ledge]  Are you all right?

  Lara Croft : I decided to take the slow way down instead.

  Zip : Should've told that to the forklift.

• Narrator : Enter, once and future king! Merlin deems you worthy!

  Alister Fletcher : Hmph, the real Merlin would roll around in the mud and bark at you. And I'm being generous by calling it mud.

  Lara Croft : There's no difference between stupid and charming with you, is there?

• Alister Fletcher : [Lara has just used a motorbike to jump from one high-rise to another, destroying the bike in the process]  Don't ever do that again!

  Lara Croft : Not on that bike, I won't!

• Lara Croft : [after having traveled to Bolivia, Peru, Japan, Ghana and Kazakhstan]  Did Alister have any luck with that map I sent?

  Alister Fletcher : I'm back. You're not going to believe where this leads!

  Lara Croft : Oh, you're going to find me extremely credulous today.

  Alister Fletcher : Cornwall.

  Lara Croft : [pause]  As in "take the M5 to the A30" Cornwall?

• Zip : Is that a jaguar?

  [the jaguar approaches Lara and pounces on her and she shoots and kills it] 

  Alister Fletcher : Why big predetors attack prey larger than themselves is a mystery.

  Lara Croft : And a pity.